all eyes on you

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

i have the heart of a lover with the soul of a hater and the mind of somebody with really great tits

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

Knife with my name engraved on the blade NOW!!!

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either