they/haunt/him

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

And on the front, it says "i love redundancy!"

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

what the dog doin

Teto: How was The World Cup? Miku, dishaveled hair, wearing 6 different team shirts one on top of the other, and 6 new passaports: It was fine🫩

Congrats to Spain for winning custody of Hatsune Miku

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

What if everything gets better in 2016

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Wdym todays sunday

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days