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if you voted for trump because of the price of eggs you need to kill yourself and i am so serious

Indie horror games are either like "You're on a submarine because you were sent to explore a mysterious pit in the ocean floor and you slowly realize you weren't meant to resurface" or "Mr. Scrubkus is gonna get you!!!!! Don't let him get you!!!!" And Mr. Scrubkus is the one everyone talks about

Also Mr. Scrubkus has an unreasonable amount of fanart porn.

Well, it is a bit hard to sexualize the merciless concepts of the creeping knowledge of betrayal and the expendability of workers in a capitalist society

That’s quitter talk, son.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

ID: A meme image of two muscular men holding hands, as if preparing to arm wrestle. The arm of one man is labeled, "If you saw someone shoplifting, no you didn't." The arm of the other is labeled, "Everyone's welcome at Pride." Their linked hands are labeled, "except for cops." end ID.

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your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.