Just A Little Gremlin

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

rare post where every single comment is funny

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now