impregnate that man

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Scully charging into Skinner's office with "Mulder's done something incredibly rash" like that isn't news for just another Tuesday.