impregnate that man

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

does anyone know how to stop desire from being the root of all suffering

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

im slightly bored. does anyone want to go fight to the death with our bare hands

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