Gastrodon Enthusiast

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[ID: edit of the "Todaybor Day is Labor Day" scene from Homestar Runner, changed to read: "deltarune is delta-june." End ID.]

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

I understand it’s common and normal but I have never related to people feel comfortable watching videos/playing music/being in a voice call out loud at home when you share a space with other people….. they don’t need to hear all that…….