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i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

#everyone gets a puppy vs diarrhoea forever-ass choice

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hustlerose

gives you a somethingjob but you don't know what

hustlerose

#STOP

coffeenonsense

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

coffeenonsense

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

#i'm almost in tears laughing at this oh my god #HOW? NOBODY KNOWS

tsarina-anadyomene

appeals to authority hitherto unimagined

darnitjack

Mental health equivalent to "I went to Catholic school"

#laugh rule.

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

#puff of air into my eye :(#very bright light on my retina :(

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shiftythrifting

Antique store finds from TX!

1. Balls of twine ranging from palm size to basketball size

2. Incredible brass dragon sculpture on a tree branch base

3. The biggest lobster I've ever seen. The plaque reads "From the people of Nova Scotia to Babe Ruth".

#fuuuuuck i need that dragon

belostomatidaekisser

#i know exactly who to send this to

onceuponawhine

I know this question has been asked by others before, but *I* was thinking about it today so....

How often do you wash your hair?

More than once a day (??!)

Once a day

Every other day

A couple times a week

Once a week

Less frequently than once a week

Bald

Voting ended onAug 15

#once a day #i get so manky if i don't #it sticks to my head with grease and i feel disgusting #i do use conditioner though

spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#repelled by holy symbols #nothing changes fuck the church & there aren't any other practicing religious places close to me

prguitarman

Happy Left Handers Day!

#SIGNATURE PADS!!!!!!!!!

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oneheadtoanother

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

averyterrible

A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.

“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”

The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”

“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”

#菩殺

sleepyquietgirl

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

#idgaf anymore harry potter fans in 2026 are genuinely delusional

ayeforscotland

I promise I'm not being mean here but don't you think you watched Supernatural, a 2005 TV show, with a 2026 mindset and that's why you didn't like it? I adored the show... Two decades ago as a teenager. I wouldn't dare to watch it now.

I think if it was just 5 seasons I’d totally agree with you, but the show ended in 2020!

isaiahomega

...no... it can't have made it to covid year. That's impossible.

ayeforscotland

It is my understanding that Covid impacted the filming of the two final episodes and it’s why they’re like that.

effinggravity

The finale aired while we were still trying to figure out the 2020 USA election and that’s partially why the Supernatural News Meme exists.

#was going to add this but someone beat me of course

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

#how australia could have won the emu war

eraserheadadult

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

#yeeeeaah

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Sam Handwich.

sufficientlylargen

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

sufficientlylargen

Oh, wary dell vone

zooperdoopers

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))