garbage fire

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

What catholicism does to an MFer

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

This post came into my house and physically slapped me across the face

fuck gene roddenberry and his no zipper rule

Letting young actors dress their age (and not like mini adults) is something we need to bring back.