♥ 26 lb party bear ♥

I wish cleffa was real i want to feed it mashed sweet potatoes

i would keep it in one of those baby slings and it wouls metronome and cause me to get squished by meteors but that's okayyyy

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here

Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I'm usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone's baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread

Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it's not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone's dog. I think I'm doing a good job

god I love when there are full-blown festivals for tomatoes or garlic or salmon. truly what we should all be getting together to celebrate

Where I grew up we had a yearly water festival!

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

Official Post of Massachusetts

Official Post of Massachusetts

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Someday I would love to explore the exotic beauty of the far away land of Massachusetts

Imagine getting to sit inside a real AUTHENTIC Dunkin Donuts. Not the sanitized version but how REAL Massachutssans do. Just like on tv shows.

Official Post of Massachusetts

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you jeff the killed it out there dude well done