wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

someone take me out to a field at dusk and release me

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

i love this mountain goats song

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

FISH SHAMING.