les étoiles me tendent les bras

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bend it like Beckham, Bring it On, She’s the Man…..the trifecta of sports movies that should’ve been gay

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

Too relatable.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr