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@demon-simper MULTILINGUAL BONUS GIFTED UPON MY SKULLTOP, SO THAT I MAY UNDERSTAND THE LOCALISATION CHOICES???? 😮😯🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤠 maybe this time, the translation team took the easiest route. they pointed at the outfits, with all their assrounds and glimmeries, and said: matador. done. the english speakers will know what we're getting at. most efficient shorthand to communicate the aesthetic. moving on

#the tags tho #it's impressive how drastically the climate can change in such short distances #how many times have we seen the interaction where someone goes '[this area] is sooooo [full of specific flora/temperature range/humidity]'#and the follow up is 'WHICH PART of [this area] brooo😭?? i'm in [section B] and it is NOT what u mentioned'#teaching myself to remember the .. the... whatsitcalled... the diaspora..and the ... regional differences and microclimes...#so i may laugh while barking out 'SOLARIAN MATADORS' in my incredulous tone #but it's all made up and the points don't matter.... right? so ... let em have fun in their tight little outfits? :J #in the meantime........ *sticks my entire arm into the butt window of garu's pants*

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Tiny Pirate Yakumo!

#submitti2fieshi #i contemplated whether to publish this post as submissions usually do... or to screenshot it #but if i screenshot it... other people can't click the full image to see all the chars #but if i publish it the way submissions usually do..... WHAT IF YALL THINK I FOUND THIS ON MY OWN.#AND I'M BRING ING IT UP WILLINGLY. WITH AN EXCLAMATION ABOUT TINY PIRATE YAKUMO?#NO. I WOUL D NEVER. I AM ONLY RESPONDING TO SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION.#what in the golden abyss of shipwrecked pallorios.e..............#you can' t be running around in an officers uniform then squeezed into some halloween pirate cosplay #slaps yakumo off the side of the boat #ONE PIRATE-SEA THEMED OUTFIT PER YEAR. LIMIT. GET OUTTA HERE with ur purposeless headband #and your jacket that you don't know how to wear. HOW HAS THAT THING NOT FLOWN OFF THE SHIP BY NOW #if you wear a jacket like that (that is. u don't wear it) then those windy seas are gonna yoink them right off u shoulders #i don't wanna hear u complainin about chilly drafts or cold nights if u don't wanna put on ur dangm jacket and the SLEEVEs #edmond and blade get outfits!! bc they were not fighting with sea entities like everyone else #(they were on the beach playing volleyball)#rei gets a little box to sit on..... just like garu gets his treasure pile. they share their bounties..#thank u for bringing these random pop up shops and collab illustrations to my attention #because i do not know where they come from. i don't see anything. i'm not subjected to them #which might actually be for the better because can you IMAGINE how many times i'd have to sideswipe yakumo off a surface?#if i squint... it looks like the top chibis are riding upon the shoulders of the bottom ones #TO BATTLE! THEY ARE DIRECTING THEIR NOBLE MOUNTS TO THE FRONT LINES! (imagining dante on yakumo's shoulders)#edmond's big ol hat... good for him... i can imagine him now. holding a telescope. seeing something SCANDALOUS. he gasps and sputters #telescope WITHDRAWN. missions CALLED OFF. retreating to UNDER MY GIANT HAT so i can hide my EMBARRASSMENT #if this pop up shop is advertising merch... like... keychains or something... we should all do the thematically appropriate thing #and dunk em all underwater. put that ripple effect over em. ypu're all gonna expand like dino sponges

all three of them are very cute and i like all of their looks but i cannot believe that they're actualyl sayiing "Solarian matadors" because br o i was JOKING that cannot be IT, OFFICIALYY

#SOLARIAN MATADORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#saying it feels like saying 'snakes on a plane'. you know. it's the same incredulous inflection #they really turning solaria into a special little mix n match nation #i think i read some of u complaining about the choice of MATADOR as the piece of culture they wanna scoop #of all things..... why the matadors??!?! and how faithful are they gonna be to the original concept?#when garu's silhoeutte was revealed and it said something about puppy training #my immediate (incredulous inflection) words were 'PUPPY COLISEUM???? PUPPY GLADIATOR ARENA?????????'#(i'm mixing italy in with the spain because why tf not ahaahaha)#but here on dante's reveal they straight up said Solarian Matador #so. it's not cute puppies tumbling around like in the puppybowl parody. it's... something posisbly more similar to bullfighting #maaaaaaaaaan what IS solaria. we don't have a lot of established nation lore do we? or is that just a gap in my knowledge #because light territory... water territory... they're all vague concepts without much consistent 'culture'#maybe besides the water territory having a lil flavour of venice. possibly. or at least where oli's church is #but solaria is simultaneously the middle east. and the mediterranean. and now........ ESPAGNE #dante's got a lot to deal with. he's mixing everything from all the bulk bins #but territories are huuuuge. so. fair enough that we would have pockets of different cultures all over the place.#even if you travel 30 mins that way *points* you'll encounter a different set of social rules #so. why not. solaria can be 50000 different things #i wonder if it would have been even MORE awkward if the writers/translators tried to call them something ELSE #but they are clearly reminiscent of matadors. maybe they try to call em something like 'tiger sentinel' or 'ember warriors'#to avoid actually makign us recall the matador culture #but all us audience members will point at the costume and say #'that is a matador. why are you calling them [feathers of the stalwart flame]. we know what ur tryna do'#so. is there no winning for the poor underresource'd translators ? ahaha......

i had to go back and count🧮 event SRs included...

2P only bottoms: 0😢

2P only tops: 3 (Astral Duo, Mirage of Scales, Evernight Castle)

3P Duo bottom: 6 (Frozen Echoes, Sweet Heart Attack, Feast of Roses, Battle of the Gods, Frightful Night of Disarray, WHATEVER THIS SOLARIAN MATADOR EVENT IS GONNA BE)

3P Duo top: 12

#*squints* did i count that correctly...? hope so #ahhhhhh such is the fate of an uneven number of 'positioned' characters....woe.....#idk why i kept thinking there were ZERO double bottom banners. my memory kept wiping it #and i would get hopeful every time i saw it. as happy as the first time lol #so it looks like blade and kuya each need to spend some time with two bottoms. to make it fair #what i'm really saying is that i am trying to break the bottoms out of solitary confinement #they're only allowed to roam when a top is involved. they don't even get to share a room with each other #the bottoms don't talk to each other......FALSEHOODS! falsehoods and tragedies!#is it because the main story has that big reiwolf connection? so we have to get our fill from the canonical storyline #and little glimpses of interactions everywhere else...#*mashing the bottoms together* come on...... do something.........

it has taken me THIS long to unlock pirate garu but . . . :) :) ok........ these dogs are cute....it's fine........ i'll wait....... i'll run the little intimacy gift marathon and deliver unto them roast rabbit upon roasty rabiiy in the thousands

#40 rabbits every day. just for them. because i aint made of ...(checks the other intimacy gifts) fish and meat?#hm. questionable. but let's just pretend i'm not #i've gotten to the point in lategame where i run out of units to give intimacy gifts #sometimes i won't be able to dish out the full 40 because i DONT HAVE ENOUGH UNITS TO UNLOCK #so i'll do my dailies by giving someone 40 of their basic gifts #to extend the daily fulfillability of each intimacy room #kuya will be reaching for those kaleidoscopes i'm hoarding but i slap his wrist and give him 40 orbs instead #i don't have any other unit to unlock after you so we gonna do this dance for a WHILE.#yes i know i don't technically have to give them the full 40 gifts for the daily achievement #but i like the sense of accomplishment that comes with depleting that intimacy gauge for the day #my triple tapping. quadruple tapping. seeing how many points of contact on the screen can be sensed at one time #at some point i should try 10 whole digits at once and tapping them 4x. 40 gifts given and completed

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so anywa. y. FIRST DOUBLE BOTTOMS BANNER?

#this can't actually be the first double bottoms banner . right?#i swear there was just... two bottoms.... and a top.......3p....?#........is dante SR gonna spook us? he still hasn't gotten his very speshul little SR event unit.#sunlord cannot miss out like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#not when this accursed SR saian kuya is running around yoinking battle roster spots from the 3 star SSRs 🤣#let him join the fun........#i saw that first silhouette and got so confused. i thought blade (the whimsy of the pose) but. that is tiny. short.#then i delussionalllly thought aster. idk why i keep forcing myself to be disappointed #my persistent hope refuses to be extinguished. let's interpret that as something positive...#then obvious edmond is obvious. how will his butt shine in a supposed solarian matador outfit #that's another thing! is this gonna be about solarian matadors??????#are we mixin matchin cultures countries and other such things now?#AND WHAT ARE THE BULLS? are they gonna be actual bulls? is it going to be the same historic level of cruelty?#deadzone mutated monster bulls????? are they fighting? are they racing? are they catch and releasing??? what is going on??#is garukaru going to do another animal jailbreak like his circus event? free his comrades from the shackles of animal cruelty?#wait i just remembered A DUH quincy edmond garu winter event from way back #of course this isn't the first instance of 2 bottoms and a top.....#then why is my memory wiping things selectively like that...

ppl have asked me to be a yakumo consultant for their fic before and i find that both flattering aNd horrifying because u cannot allow my perception to go unchecked. where is the council. it feels wrong for me to offer notes if there isnt an entire assembly behind me peer-reviewing. how can i know that i'll give u the most believable advice for ur character-accurate porn

#*points to myself* UNRELIABLE SOURCE. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR #I HAVE AGENDA. I HAVE CLEAR BIASES #then it turns out that the people who ask me for advice don't really need it in the first place. they already got a good grasp on that #they ask 'does this seem in-character??'#and i always went. yeah. yeah it does. seems plausible enough for me.#so maybe i'm not an IDEAS consultant. i'm a... confirmation consultant #they fling something in my face and ask if something seems WILDLY out of character #and if i don't get activated into indignant 'HE WOULD NOT FUCKIN SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!' ? then author is going in the right direction #i'm just sooooooooooo unpeerreviewed. don't trust me #i don't whale for this snake. i know nothing of his exclusively paywalled content. MASSIVE knowledge gaps #i wonder if one day i'll stumble across someone who has bought and unlocked EVERY SINGLE YAKUMO THING IN THE UNIVERSE #and i have to wear three pairs of sunglasses because they're ascended to some Ultra Character Knowledge that is too shiny

whispering into my yakudan jar again

#wildly swinging yakumo around the prickly clan members brb (flinging snake like a ribbon. in a field of cacti)#yakudan #how many times can yakumo blatantly sniff dante's hair when he passes by (before dante notices)#or. a more difficult game. how many times until dante COMMENTS on it #in what universe in WHAT situation would they hold hands like this. some ultra contrived scenario i'm sure #or we could go as simple as eiden tells them to do it because it's time to Get Along and Teambuild #and we can go either direction of struggle where yakumo OR dante fusses about it #where dante does it easily bc Whatever gets this done the fastest. and yakumo is dying of embarrassment #OR yakumo wants to soooo bad and he shoots the big hopeful eyes at dante and dante has to gripe #about temporarily casting aside his tsunbluster #they're both awkward in their own special ways :}#i still wonder about the temperature differentials between these two #because if dante is literal fire spirit embodied then he would be toasty warm #but if he grew up in a hot region his body probably made its own equilibrium by Becoming Baseline Cooler #so when they say that yakumo typically is cooler due to his serpentitude #would dante notice that? if he touched yakumo would the coolness stand out to him?#or would yakumo's resting body temp be quite similar to his own? so it doesn't stand out to him?#but dante has all that muscle... and muscle is hotter than no....#there will never be a clear canon decision on this so imma keep speculating #and before i keep speculating. i'm gonna stick botha these guys into the solarian sun and watch what happens #ROADSIDE SNAKE JERKY and a BORED SWEATY SUNLORD that's what's gonna happen

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#intimacy room spoilers #I'll have to listen to this one with headphones again later LOL #...............ok i'm back i listened to it with headphones and can i JUst SAy #this is an EXCELLENT direction we're going in. tip top noise direction character development all around approval rate skyrocketing #eiden looks so PReTTY here WHAT ARE YOU some sorta GENERIC SUPERSHINED POLISHED IDOL STAR?????? GUH.#IM GONNA BITE HIS TEETH IN HALF-#wiat hold on i had something to say before the distracting eiden. it was . RIGHT! approval ratings of audio direction #i like the trend of openly pathetic noises. yaku's always been a panter moaner quiet whiner #but lately we're gettting MORE of it! the squeaks. the gasps of surprise. the mixes between yells and moans (nunkumo pained gasps🌟🌟🌟)#we're getting MORE WHIMPERING!!!!!!!!!!!! this is never a bad thing #they're upping the variation and multimood portrayals in a single pathetic noise for yaku (voice acting is an amazing craft)#i am very keen on this development. because there is a severe lack of it in the other tops #i haven't unlocked as many rooms for the other tops but ... i assume... that they're less prone to whimpering #(extremely deadpan unimpressed expression) because. well. look at them. compared to yakumo.#quincy's quiet and you'd have to force the sound out of him. kuya will kill you before the sound registers in your brain.#you could get one out of dante but he'd be MORTIFIED and he'd work extra hard just to suppress it from then on #(pleaaaaaaase dante making pathetic noises because he's finally letting go of some control.... PLEASSE IT WOULD BE FANTAsTIC)#(but. i also don't see dante making it out of there without being teased by eiden about it. so it's not likely to be a frequent thing)#then there's blade!! he CAN whimper! he CAN make pathetic noises! he'd be willing to make em especially if it makes darling happy!#but. to get a genuine classification of that sound outta blade... you'd have to catch him in a specific mood #i'm thinking fondly of detective blade room 2. you gotta have a bit of vulnerable edroid #ANY OF THE REPRESENTATIVES WANNA ADVOCATE FOR THEIR CLIENT RE: PATHETIC NOISES? BC I WOULD LOOOVE TO BE PROVEN WRONG #anyway. it's more finicky to trigger those sounds with the other tops #but yakumo jumps at shadows and is on the cusp of tears every day of he damm life #MAKE THAT TOP WHINE LIKE THE PATHETIC WORM HE IS #sorry. where was i. was i supposed to talk specifically about r2? i mean. i COULD?#but i can really sum it up as . eiden grabbing yakuass. yaku yelping. Excellent [NYAGH!]👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍#all seeing surge

i have sea creed rei so i peeled him for you and. he literally doesn’t have anything on underneath. he’s fully going commando. rei where is your undershirt

me: can someone peel this orange for me 🥺🍊 you: here u go lil buddy me: thank u (peel unravels to show empty space where the fruit should be)

#feesh answer #why is there nothing.#REI I'M IN AGREEMENT WITH THE CROWDS HERE. WHERE ARE YOUR UNDERLAYERS LAD 😃?#you're out there on the whippin sea with the gunk and the salt and the... sweat? do you sweat at all???#do you do ZERO physical labour so you actually don't sweat on the ship????#or do you comedically throw this entire outfit in the trash when it gets gross #and go into your closet to pull out an identical ensemble? fresh n clean????!#no underwear... (not a surprise)#no pants either??! i'm trying to *tracing the invisible lines between his pants and his coat* are they... one thing?#are they separated ?? or did rei custom tailor this outfit to be a Fancy One Piece because he hates having to layer clothes?#sir i'm trying to find where your pants begin. you know. like a belt line or hip... surround......#question marks popping up around my head #all seeing surge

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new shamelesscooper fic dropped

#i am reading words and acting in ways #anutha one (yakumo pleading and begging on his snees)#it's got nothing to do with putting yakumo in a facedownassup pose every chance i get. wat do u mean #ugh...his STUPID collab candycane loungewear #i actually don't know what yakumo's sleepwear is. while reading i imagined some bland coloured cotton tunic thing #really nondescript. worn from years of use. probably his littl sleepywears from grandparents house #but i needed to colour separate him from rei for this drawing. and rei LOVES bland coloured (monochrome?) clothing.#so here i give yakumo a variation of his fluffy pink pyajama #if i imagine the story scenes with him in his pink fluffies... lol. lollerskates even #i envisioned rei as not this casually dressed akshully. i thought rei would still be in whatever he wore under his uniform #*squints at screenshots of his outfit* which... i can't actually tell from here. IS he wearing anything under his uniform?!#I DON'T HAVE HIS OUTFIT I CAN'T TACTICALLY STRIP HIM TO SEE THE UNDERLAYERS #yakumo clearly has a button up shirt underneath so i know what's going on there #but rei... looks like he's wearing a floating collar... and bare skin... under his coat?!#ok. so. maybe rei DID change into comfy research clothing after his day's work on the ship in this fic #whatever. i'm gonna pretend that he was wearing some sorta slutty collarbone-less dress shirt and his formal suitpants #because that would line up with the whole 'authority roleplay' more than if rei were just lounging in his tattered rags #this drawing is one of those innocuous ones. you look at it without context and all you see is yakumo begging rei to eat something #but 'tis only the GATEWAY to the TRUE visions beyond. visions involving slutty expressions and pathetic noises #i'm gonna run in circles about this fic for a while GUARANTEED. gonna burn a path thru the GRASS about this fic #yakurei #nu carnival rei #nu carnival yakumo

the wild desires mini game where u collect gifts is especially annoying this time around

because collecting "fox dolls" is a break in the pattern of catching food items

and it is so 🙄🙄 because of COURSE kuya would make things needlessly difficult for everyone around him

#i have to disengage from autopilot while playing now #because i have let several 'fox dolls' just fall to the ground #because it is a little critter. and i am used to avoiding little critters in this game #the little critters mean TROUBLE. they mean TANGELA LOST TIME and FISH STUN #anything with a big face is supposed to be avoided #but noooooo mr bored outta centuries of life HAS to switch it up #my mental shortcut...!!! stop making me work for this!!#i can stop playing this game any time. you can't control me.#you're lucky this Desires sidequest rewards me with gems.......#i wouldn't be playing your evil little games otherwise................. 😠

a beautiful underwater team

#all seeing surge #tho if we wanna be more accurate to the event #anglerfish rei's mouth would be full of more yakuworms (dangerous)#so. anglerfish rei is cruising the waters lookin for resources and secrets and tasty tasty artifacts of the past #but he's a lil intimidating. and the tasty artifacts are avoiding him #so he sets a trap. time to get lured by the glowing haplessmeekfeeble yakuworm on rei's antenna #that's when angler rei heckin GETS ya!!!!!!!!#and just as you think ... hey! this anglerfish isn't actually that deadly! i could escape if i-#ONE MILLION ANGRY WORMS DRAG YOU FURTHER INTO THE MAW. CONSTRICT U. DRAG U INTO THE ABYSS #and u get eaten. or your secrets get revealed. your artifacts relinquished and all that #i was about to draw a tiny Father on reifish but wouldn't that imply that he's a male that fused into rei????#too much complicated fish interaction lore. keeping Father out of this so i don't have to think about this more than i have already #eiden being the neon-est gem rainbow fish ........ a mildly perplexed little guy...

I love your post sm, reading your tags is like reading the gossip column and everyone of your fish reactions is priceless (*＾3＾)/～☆

:O tank u for reading my reacting.... i am definitely putting gossip columns in the tags. no one will ever see them. i am whispering to u and it is SENSATIONAL stuff i tell ya

#feesh answer #SENSATIONAL stuff for real!!!!!!!!! u know !!! th e other day i saw this pigeon and it flew SOOO close over me #and it could have pooped directly on my head (i wouldn't have been able to stop it. my slow reaction time. u see)#but it DIDN'T!!! just kept fluttering along. pooped on something else.#incredible. i know. astounding.#AND!!!!!! i tried moving my head around recently. you know. in case i need to swerve my neck real fast #i heard NOISES. as in.. fluid sounds. cracklin sounds. a bit like a juicy sizzle.#my bones are doing that. SENSATIONAL stuff happening over here

Fishy... look at those bags under your eyes...

You need a nap and I'm not listening to any objections. Go to bed. SHOO, off you go!! Under a comfy duvet!! Go!!

i have been asleep for 22h hours

#feesh answer #*kicks duvet off petulantly and rolls under the bed*#TOO HOT!!!!! MY PORES DeMAND the COOLING WINDS #the bags under my eyes have been permanent feature since i was but a young'n #i am being shoo'd... in my own abode......#puts some ice cubes in my sensory deprivation tank. then closes the lid on meself .#the last u see of me is my Resigned Pensive Emoji (😞)

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Idk if these are the same anon but

Exception made. Because ,vice capitan needs some embarrassment

#feesh answer #i assume the edmond fans are all out working their full time jobs #so they can support their wife. busy busy eddie fans #the boots with the fur (the boots made of fur. connected to more fur. as in.. the fur patterned like boots)#scribblee time!! (by request)#a LITTLE justice for edmons #once again i am torn between the realism and the neon colour eddito fursona #he can have that super clean lookin white fur like his fanmncy unioform. or . he can be blue like edmon hair.#why no both? ok. then both. he will get a tummyache regardless of his fur colour #or maybe he WONT get a tummyaahe. maybe he's like those crreatures that can eat ANYTHING but never get sick #like the dogs who swallow Mysterious Dangerous Objects and just poop it out no problem.#or the vultures and their stomachs full of battery acid? and rocks #UNSTOPPABLE edmonddbunny stomach that can eat AANYTHING and remain in TIP TOP PHYSICAL FORM #nu carnival edmond

i'm still inhaling the tailwind fumes of all seeing surge

#well. half of all seeing surge. because yakumo's not in uniform #it really feels like an old'n watching an anxious shaky teenager. grandpa sighs and tries to instill some confidence in the youth...#rei HAS had many years (as a human?) to build his assertive levels and all that #maybe HE was anxious and shaky as a spindly teenager but he trained to become stronger and bossier every day..#i wonder if yakumo knows that. that certain clan members are significantly older than him #and have thus had more time to develop their uhhhhhh aspects map? their... strengths? and weaknesses? their stats?????#so comparing himself to one of them is not really an equal scenario...#i'm sure he KNOWS. but is he AWARE? you know. when he starts comparing himself.#does he conveniently (anxiously) forget that rei is old enough to be his grandpa?#or does all that not really matter because yakumo's had 210432-095 years as a snake #so time in a matter of humandefined units doesn't matter to him.#wise senpai rei is wise senpai rei regardless of the gap in their years of experience #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

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