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𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐓 ✉︎

HE LOST COUNT WHEN SEEING YOU SLIDE THE FIFTY TOWARDS HIM. vil pauses, completely composed but there is a glint of confusion on his face.

he looks up at you and blinks once, eyes sharp and posture straight.

"my dear, what are you doing?"

you explain, in the sweetest tone, how you wanted to help him pay the bill.

he doesn't even let you finish, already sliding the bill back at you──shaking his head sternly.

"oh, nono please, put that away."

you forcefully pull the cash back towards you, blinking up at him as he finishes collecting the cash and placing it on the bill given.

"generosity is admirable, but let me treat my beloved whenever i please~ you deserve to be spoiled, and i intend on fulfilling it."

𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎 ✉︎

HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK UP AT YOU, azul just flicks the bill back toward you and you slide it back.

a smile forces its way to your lips when he finally grabs the bill and twiddles it between his index and middle finger.

"my pearl, are you trying to make me laugh?"

his eyes are narrowed, posture confident and a sly smirk on his face. you say you wanted to help pay the bill, and he chuckles.

his polite laughs just sounds like money is raining before him, and he slides the bill back in your direction on the table and pays for the dinner from his card.

he'll take your hand and kiss your skin gently, eyes glaring behind his glasses as he smiles fondly.

"what a lovely gesture, my dear, but you need not worry about money as long as im with you~"

𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐃 ✉︎

HE'S ALREADY HUNCHED OVER AT THE TABLE, hair styled to show his face, suit ironed and fitted, poking at his food unable to make eye contact with anyone other then you─he even had a hard time ordering his plate.

he's already awkward as is, so when idia sees you slide over a fifty he immediately flinched.

what are you doing? why are you handing him a fifty? do you think he's broke?

he blinks once and immediately drops his fork with a clank. "wh―what are you doing ?..." you explained softly, smiling so much he can feel it in his soul.

idia shook his head, immediately wiping out his wallet and fumbles for his cash while panic explaining, "but―but i asked you out, you can't pay ! this isn't how it was supposed to go, put that away and just let me pay... please?"

at the end of it, he ends up paying and secretly sliding a few extra hundreds in your purse when you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom―never will he let his woman pay for a meal.

𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐔𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐀 ✉︎

WHEN YOU SLIDE THE FIFTY ACROSS THE TABLE CLOTH, malleus doesn't even bat an eye. he simply watches you retract your hand and smiling sweetly up at him.

"...what gesture is this?" he asks, curious as a child, tilting his head while he already planned to pay ahead.

you say you wanted to help with the bill, and malleus smiled. he's not offended, but more amused.

"your offering?"

little do you know, malleus already has the cash ready to hand over to the waiter.

as you nod your head, malleus already took the bills from his wallet and placed it into the billfold, taking another hundred and hands it to you back with the fifty.

"don't make me laugh, my love. it's said the man pays for the woman, yes? as future king and queen of briar valley, please, take the money, you deserve all the wealth in the world~"

𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐌 ✉︎

HE'S EXPECTING TO PAY FOR THE BILL, kalim doesn't register the fact you slide a fifty forward until he finally looks down.

he was mid-ramble, saying how good the food was―jamil having to be convinced multiple times─when he cuts himself off at the sight of your money.

he blinks, eventually understanding your intentions.

kalim gasps slightly, shakes his head and immediately pushes the cash back to you. "oh, no baby, you don't have to do that! it's my treat, don't worry!"

no matter how hard you try and say otherwise, kalim ends up paying for your meal and even sends you an extra two hundred for shopping<3

"let me treat you, okay? you deserve all the riches in the world ! besides, my mother wants you to shop at this store, she says you'll look beautiful in their clothes!"

﹕✦ wearing his clothes. Catching you wearing a shirt of his and pair of his boxers as it grows hot during the summer definitely stirred up something in him more than he realized. It’s not just you wearing something of his, but it’s also with the way you make eye contact with him while passing his room or hanging out in the lounge. You act unbothered to his stares, and to the dorm students murmuring how you’re wearing their housewardens clothes. Your teasing behavior makes him want to keep you in his room for quite some hours.

꒰ AZUL ASHENGROTTO ꒱

﹕✦ ‘after working a long shift’ look. Working at the Monstro Lounge occasionally for some quick cash is not as easy as it seems with how many customers can come and dine in after school hours. But for Azul seeing you handle the pressure flawlessly is not what flusters him, instead it’s how you look after your long shift. You cleaning the tables as your top has a few buttons undone, your sleeves rolled up, and little strands of your hair that hug your face as you push a few behind your ear. All of this makes Azul’s throat go dry. You make tired look good, and it just does something to him and he can’t put into words why.

﹕✦ reading him like an open book. Azul always likes to use flowery words and manipulation to pull what he wants to hear from people, but it makes him almost drop his composure when you read him like an open book. He can be frustrated at his desk in the office, as he uses hand gestures to amplify how he’s feeling about a lost contract or an upcoming tournament with RSA. But instead of letting him finish his rant and go back to his business man persona, you step up to his desk, lean forward, and slide the glasses off from his face. He freezes but before he can even say a word, you cup his cheek and look into his eyes as you tell him he’s so cute when he lets the composed persona slip. Your words and actions send him spiraling in his head as he tries to get his glasses back from you, his cheeks turning red.

﹕✦ making your presence known. When Azul is negotiating in his office the student who is stating his struggles and wish doesn’t just answer to Azul, but to you as well. If your around for these meetings, you typically sit on the arm rest of Azul’s chair. At first, students thought having you there would make them feel more relaxed but you’re just as calculated and confident when it comes to contract proceedings. Whether it’s for study guides, notes, or shift working opportunities, you sit at the forefront of making your stance known with a charming but sharp smile. Azul, trying to play it calm, doesn’t let it show during the meetings but after he tells you how your brilliant strategies and cunning tactics made him more insanely attracted to you.

꒰ JAMIL VIPER ꒱

﹕✦ eye contact. It’s the little things sometimes that make his heart rush. Your habit of maintaining eye contact when he’s talking makes him feel important, that you care for what he has to say. As your eyes flicker to match his, and down to his lips, your study of his facial expressions makes him want to hide in his hood. His usually sarcastic words take a pause as he tells you to stop looking at him like that, avoiding your unlocked eyes. But he loves it ofc, and you know it too.

﹕✦ wrist touches. When you’re helping him cook in the Scarabia kitchen, you sometimes gently put your hand on the dorsal (top) part his wrist to get his attention for questions you may have about a recipe you’re making together. Your touch makes Jamil stop whatever he is doing, it feels so intimate and secure.

﹕✦ your hair in a ponytail. Jamil finds it very hot when he sees you hyper focused on an assignment or craft. He’ll walk by his room, just passing through, but stops momentarily when he sees your hair is in a high ponytail as your eyes never leave what you’re working on. The hairstyle showcases your jawline and cheek, highlighting your features. He’ll lean against the doorframe of his room, with a small smile as he watches the small actions you do: the slight tilt of your head, the crease furrow in your brow, and your tongue poking the inside of your cheek.

꒰ MALLEUS DRACONIA ꒱

﹕✦ bold attitude. You don’t fear him. Even after his overblot, you still approach Malleus with no hesitation in your eyes. You love to put your hands on his chest, as you adjust his bangs or cup his cheek. This makes him break out into a smile, his fangs shining through which makes him all the more cuter in your eyes. Malleus looks back down at you, internally marveling at your lack of fear for him and he holds that deep in his heart.

﹕✦ loyalty and sass. When someone at NRC even dares to make a move on you, you shut them down fast with a polite but disinterested tone. Since his horn has been broken, a few students at NRC have been getting too bold thinking they can approach you without any need to 100% fear Malleus, but they seem to forget you can defend yourself. Your rejection statements and side eyes, make Malleus chuckle slightly. It bothers him that people think they have a chance with you, but before he can even say anything you’re already a step ahead of him and he finds that so charming.

﹕✦ naming gargoyles. No seriously, it makes his heart soar inside even though he looks composed from the outside. Your the second member of his gargoyle research club and in your trips together to observe gargoyle statues around campus you’ve seen them so much everyday that they all have names and you let Malleus in on which ones are who. Some students may assume that you only joined the club for Malleus but little do they know that you’ve always genuinely interested in gargoyles, after learning they are different from grotesque. The baddest study gargoyles, and that’s a fact you take to your grave.

NAVIGATION.

swan’s notes - Jaehyun’s music is too good, can’t wait for his next album <3. I choose a mix of a batch here and ofc I saved my favorite for last. Azul and Jamil are hard to form headcannons for but hopefully it’s okay.

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