Helena St. Tessero Stan

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

if your infant son can't do vape tricks by six months old you might as well abandon him in the woods

Hmmm, seems a little lame. If only they would make an edgy action-RPG built on the creature creator system established in this game. I bet that would be the best game ever! They could even call it something epic like Dark Spore, everyone would remember a game like that forever and ever.

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

I noticed a channel was consistently changing the spoken word "whore" to "bitch" in the closed captions for an episode of CSI, so I reported it to the FCC and got a response from the channel where they called my complaint ridiculous and basically said,"we acknowledge the inaccuracy and are fixing this but disagree that it represents a barrier to any viewers ability to access the program" and like...come on...why are you complaining about having to do this, literally just provide accurate subtitles as the law requires instead of deciding whore is too harsh of a word for disabled people to be exposed to.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.