Helena St. Tessero Stan

usb is not a fcking bus for most pple???

what do you think usb stands for

the usb? Usb port in a laptop/pc. I'm not even sure what else to call it. The other end of your charging cable

so are you saying you don't think usb, the standard port, is an abbreviation for something?

it absolutely is, I'm just saying that when ya say "usb", most pple don't think of a bus

so what is the thing that you think usb, the name of the type of port, is an abbreviation for

I've mostly been playing mine in beach volleyball and not gonna lie it hasn't gone very well

likely because volleyballs are notoriously terrible LARP partners

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

confucius had this

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

if your infant son can't do vape tricks by six months old you might as well abandon him in the woods

Hmmm, seems a little lame. If only they would make an edgy action-RPG built on the creature creator system established in this game. I bet that would be the best game ever! They could even call it something epic like Dark Spore, everyone would remember a game like that forever and ever.