Helena St. Tessero Stan

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

I noticed a channel was consistently changing the spoken word "whore" to "bitch" in the closed captions for an episode of CSI, so I reported it to the FCC and got a response from the channel where they called my complaint ridiculous and basically said,"we acknowledge the inaccuracy and are fixing this but disagree that it represents a barrier to any viewers ability to access the program" and like...come on...why are you complaining about having to do this, literally just provide accurate subtitles as the law requires instead of deciding whore is too harsh of a word for disabled people to be exposed to.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[Closing my eyes] [smiling peacefully] I like to make bad things happen because I'm a bad person and my blood is not unlike a corrosive poison.

There's a somewhat-unstated division in social progressive circles that goes "being socially inept for autism reasons is fine, but being socially inept for regular reasons is bad and mockable." And then in practice everyone assumes it's for regular reasons when it comes up

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

this is why commas are so unimportant

you are telling me. There are 8 thousand sans/sans fics. And of the 5 thousand f/f fics... over a thousand of them have sans?