Im at work and I left my lactaid at home and now I can't eat my ravioli
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Im at work and I left my lactaid at home and now I can't eat my ravioli

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roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways theyβre fucking dead itβs not like youβre enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
My favourite character type is the person who has all the power in the world, and also absolutely none.
The soldier with untold powers who is kept on a leash by their generals.
The king who isnβt old enough to reject their advisorβs advice without a whole political debacle.
The magician who has to play politics rather than do what is in their heart.
The symbol of the people, whose actions inspire change, and who everyone tries to manipulate behind the scenes.
The superhero who is kept in meetings all day trying to navigate public relations and the media.
While the rest of the world believes these characters have an incomparable amount of power, they must fight for every inch of control they can take over their own lives and destinyβs.
I love chosen ones with no choices.
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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Working in daycare is great, because only here can I... *squinting at notes* get my pants absolutely slathered in a mixture of baby cereal and applesauce at 8 am.
how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmΓ©/ galaxy's messiest divorce au
(commission info // tip jar!)
thought one: yummy yummy
thought two: orange juice in my tummy
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

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I know I'm compatible with myself but I still hate myself
this is for a part-time job as a barista
on an application to work the front desk of a hotel
If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.
Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?
Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
breakfast from when before i eated it
okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

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top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything