the dumbest bitch

girls need a step by step guide for how not to feel like everything they’re doing is a performance

I don't want to "bust it down sexual style" I want to go home....

#'denying the call' part of the hero's journey

i hate you anti wrinkle cream i hate you anti aging products i hate you cosmetic botox i hate you only using sunscreen to avoid wrinkles i love you smile lines i love you frown lines i love you crows feet i love you gray hair i love you aging

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.

I also love watching Italians get mad at Italian American food. You’re cranky because your hungry, aren’t you? Cranky because you don’t get that delicious olive oil and balsamic vinegar to dip your bread in before meals? Cranky because your pizza kinda sucks?

who has that one post that’s like “americans will lightly rib british people for their accents and brits will be like ‘your children will die in a school shooting’“

i looked at my calendar turns out it is both saturday and june

I checked again and apparently we’re halfway through 2021

TEACH. CHILDREN. ABOUT. ALAN. TURING! WHEN THEY LEARN ABOUT WWII, THEY DESERVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN WHO ENDED IT!!!

also i literally do not care whether you prefer pads or tampons but the fact that in almost every situation where free period supplies are available, they’re tampons, and this is just assumed to be fine (or people like campaigning for “free tampons” rather than “free menstrual products”) upsets me bc there are a lot of people who use pads who cannot use tampons and i don’t understand why tampons are considered not just the default but the only option worth mentioning

also how pad users are seen as unhygienic or childish or less capable/active

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

They also have a way of targeting POC as well as those who are in a family that isn’t doing well financially. Be wary of any and all recruiters.

Read this thread if you wanna know what the military does to people

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

Reblogging for that last line “Participating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.”