Dumb Gay Binch

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

We truly live in the dumbest timeline

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now