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Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

formative years? aren’t they all?

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

i wish AO3 had, like, an option to tag certain characters as “main characters” or “side characters” because if you try to find fics about an unpopular character through their tag you end up browsing through like 3000 fics where one sentence mentions them scratching their ass in the background and that’s it 

#the obligatory lesbian couple that shows up like twice to call the main gay couple gay and to just get together already#and then stop existing when a male character isn’t around

im a a sucker for colors dude like u show me a good ass shade of orange or brown or green and i just hit reblog. no quastions asked

ough. wats her nubmer

nagito komaedas jacket

Death Threats

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't