Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

A new type of poison has been discovered which does not bubble and produce green smoke in the shape of a skull. Please stay safe

"gnc straight man being called a faggot doesn't experience homophobia" what the fuck are you talking about. there's absolutely no logic in anything like that. we have kids who literally killed themselves because of homophobic abuse in schools and you would dare to tell them it isn't homophobia that killed them because they weren't actually gay? insane. and so fucking cruel

DOES THAT FUCKING SAY ICE CREAM PATROL ON THE SIDE?

Reminder that it has been confirmed by ICE director Thomas Homan stated in his interview that Chicago will be ONE of the cities targeted Tuesday. If you live in a blue sanctuary city, consider either evacuating temporarily, finding a safe place to hide out, or stay home and DO NOT open your door for ICE. Stay strong and stay safe. And remember “LA MIGRA”

now that jimmy carter is dead can i just say what an absolute power move it was for him to run for governor of georgia with segregation as his platform, only to do a complete 180 once in office. insane

please god delete this website

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.