Link’s left hand

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

you're too late mr. bond i already ate the pickle from my meal

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

something either is or isnt happening to me

hey what's up guys we are Pasta Sauce and we are so pumped to be playing the White Tank Top theatre tonight

just letting you know i wont be able to come into work because mario ran around me 3 times and i died

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly