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“Armand and Marius had a dreadful quarrel in which Armand demanded that the Replimoids be hunted down and annihilated, and Marius accused Armand of having the savage and ignorant soul of a child.”
thats the nastiest burn armands got since that time he had a religious fit and went out for a suntan.
“Armand and Marius had a dreadful quarrel in which Armand demanded that the Replimoids be hunted down and annihilated, and Marius accused Armand of having the savage and ignorant soul of a child.”
thats the nastiest burn armands got since that time he had a religious fit and went out for a suntan.
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kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”
My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.
“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”
I haven’t been the same since.
I was sitting for a 7-year-old once who firmly believed that his history teacher, a young woman in her mid twenties, had lived through all the times she was teaching about and that she was just sharing stories about her friends.

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The Evil Overlord’s Classical Mixtape
bc sometimes you just want a little mood music for re-reading the handbook and plotting galactic domination (or for writing a darkfic or battle-scene).
Dvořák: Symphony №9, “From The New World” - IV - Allegro Con Fuoco
Holst: The Planets, Mars
JS Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (mandatory listening for all vampires)
Grieg: Peer Gynt, Hall of the Mountain King
Saint-Saëns: La danse macabre
Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain
Verdi: Requiem, Dies Irae
Schnittke: Seid nuchtern und wachet (Faust Cantata); VII. Es geschah (It came to pass) IT’S AN EVIL TANGO. ABOUT FAUST. BEING DRAGGED. INTO THE UNDERWORLD. Come on.
Orff: Carmina Burana, O Fortuna
Tchaikovsky: Symphony 5, 1st movement
Humperdinck: Hansel and Gretel, Witch’s Ride (Hexenritt)
Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, Dance of the Knights (Montagues and Capulets)
Grieg: Piano Concerto
Mahler: Symphony No. 1 “The Titan”
Mozart: Requiem, Dies Irae
Mozart: Requiem, Confutatis
Mozart: Don Giovanni, Finale
Prokofiev: Scythian Suite, Dance Of The Pagan Monster
Bruckner: Symphony no. 9, Movt. 2. Scherzo.
Shostakovich: Symphony No. 5, 4th Movement (let’s be real here, you’re a villain, Shosta is probably your favourite composer.)
Rimsky-Korsakov: Scheherazade
Berlioz: Symphonie Fantastique, March To The Scaffold
Berlioz: Symphonie Fantastique, Dreams of a Witches’ Sabbath
Liszt: Totentanz
Shostakovich: String Quartet No. 8 in C Minor (II)
Mussorgsky: Pictures at an Exhibition, Gnomus
Vivaldi: The Four Seasons, Summer (Presto)
Bartok: Music for Strings, Percussion & Celesta, third movement
Stravinksy: The Rite Of Spring, The Adoration of the Earth
Rachmaninoff: Prelude Op.3 No.2 in C-sharp minor
Mahler: Symphony 5, 2nd Movement
Mahler: Symphony 9, 3rd Movement
Franz Liszt: Hungarian Rhapsody No.2 (for all you Jokers and clown-themed villains out there)
Tchaikovsky: Marche Slave
Beethoven: “Moonlight” Sonata, Movement 3
Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto no.2 op.18
Chopin: Funeral March
Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, Tybalt’s Death
Prokofiev: Sarcasms
Prokofiev: “Suggestion Diabolique”
Mozart: The Magic Flute, Der Hölle Rache
Wagner: Die Walkure, Ride of the Valkyries (for releasing the flying monkeys…)
Wagner: Siegfried, Fafner’s Death (BECAUSE DRAGONS)
Wagner: Götterdämmerung, Siegfried’s Funeral Music
Wagner: Flying Dutchman Overture
Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake (Swan Theme) (to be played underneath your tragic backstory… right before you stab whoever’s telling it)
Marschner: Der Vampyr, Overture
Ravel: Gaspard de la Nuit (sad, creepy Gollumesque villains, this one’s for you)
Rachmaninoff: Isle of the Dead
Ligeti: Requiem
Prokofiev: Alexander Nevsky
Elgar: Dream of Gerontius, Demons’ Chorus
Liefs: Organ Concerto, Introduction
Strauss: Also sprach Zarathustra (to be used during the dramatic reveal of your planet-sized superweapon…)
Mahler: Um Mitternacht
Schubert: Erlkönig
Bernstein: Kaddish, Din Torah
Edgard Varèse: Amériques, final movement
Bartók: The Miraculous Mandarin
I have also made a Youtube playlist of all these pieces! Please enjoy as you work on your villainous laugh :)
Tony Porter: A Call To Men "Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters. Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis. Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)
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And when we do tell men how dangerous it is, they tell us to shut up. See: Any conversation about street harassment.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see.
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First time ever.
For the first time ever, Doctor Who has joined the race for this year’s Emmy nominations! Peter Capaldi is on the lead actor ballot; showrunner Steven Moffat and director Rachel Talalay are on the writing and directing ballots for the episode “Heaven Sent”; and the series is a possible nominee for costumes, production design, prosthetic makeup, and visual effects.
There is some stiff competition and voting is not open to the general public but if you or your parent/friend/neighbor/dog are a registered Emmy voter, we’d encourage you to vote for Doctor Who. Otherwise, voting closes on June 27th so check back next week to see if Peter, Steven, and Rachel have received their nominations!

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Hangin out with the fam. #blessed