I am my own Target Audience

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

The kind of person you become when youre alone with yourself for most of the time is so frustrating and stupid. Like when a tree tries to grow into itself

(under my breath) I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

Almost every culture has their type of pierogi thing, we are all connected by dough that wraps around a yummy inside... gyoza, ravioli, empanadas, dumplings... we are all the same... why must there be war

Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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