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THAT DISCOTEK DROP IS ACTUALLY INSAAAANEEE

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Fantasy Asks
Fairy- What is something that you get excited about?
Mermaid- What are you looking forward to?
Elf- What are you proud of?
Dragon- Sexuality?
Griffin- Gender?
Unicorn- Who do you look up to?
Spirit- Have you ever been in love?
Ghost- Favorite song?
Poltergeist- Favorite song lyric?
Ghoul- Who is someone that makes you laugh easily/who’s company you enjoy most of, if not all of, the time?
Goblin- What makes you happy?
Dwarf- Favorite tv show?
Vampire- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?
Werewolf- Who is your family? Who do you live with?
Siren- Favorite color?
Hobgoblin- Do you like anyone?
Wraith- Any scars?
Specter- Have you ever been in love?
Chimera- Will you/do you want to get married?
Changeling- Do you want children?
Oracle- Do you like children?
King- Describe your ideal day.
Queen- Age?
Princess- What is your relationship with your parents like?
Prince- Birthday?
Necromancer- If you could spend a week with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?
Castle- What is something that not a lot of people know about you?
Tower- What is (at least one thing) something that you’re afraid of?
Magic- Describe your crush without saying their name.
Enchanted Forest- Height?
Magic Healer- Any pets? If so, what are they?
Potions- Relationship status?
Potion Making- Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Divination- What do you think about yourself?
Visions- Do you miss anyone?
Curses- How do you show affection?
Charms- Are you religious?
Hexes- What’s your favorite smell?
Jinxes- If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be?
if you recognize these images you die instantly
Okay im begging someone explain this
...what does this mean?
So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.
teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!
I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11
An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”
I did not give him a high five.
A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”
Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.
Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.
Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.
Not a teacher but i work at an after school day care for elementary schoolers. One day we were playing basketball and the ball hit a notebook out of a 4th graders hands and the child just yelled: “My life is always being sabotaged by basketballs!” While shaking her fist and looking up at the sky.
This is absolutely magical

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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.
Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.
So don’t.
Just don’t.
More and more people who have had their dance moves stolen by fortnite are coming out saying how pissed they are by it. Especially since there’s nothing giving them credit and no royalties from the ones they’re selling.
Swipe It.
Rapper and Fortnite fan Chance the Rapper criticizes Epic Games for failing to reward and credit the original creators behind popular Fortni
Sources.
Let’s be real. Nothing new about companies profiting off of shit black people create without giving any credit. I still play fortnite but they are wrong.
Since this is actually getting notes please reblog this version showing proof so people can know that these people aren’t happy at all and we can at least give them credit for their creations.
this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried
@resynched ITS BACK
This is totally them

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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
ITS BACK
CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????
IT’S BACK
@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87
IT GOT BETTER
IT’S BACK!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT ITS ON MY DASH
This Can’t Work, Right?
Let’s Try It!
I Have This Hat Here.
It Doesn’t Work With This Kinda Hat, I Gue-
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!
WHAT ARE YOU?!
Omfg I’m dead
Hmmm…
Here goes nothing…
This CANT BE real tho.
Is it tho?
One way to find out
Holy shit
That was HELLA
My contribution to these stupid things. VOLUME AND CURSING WARNING It might be a little loud, and there’s plenty of cursing in this
Bringing this back for all the cringe
this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really
(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent
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“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”
(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)
Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”
Peter: *hits his hand on a table*
Peter: Ow! My armkle!
Stephen: Your what?
Tony: His wrist.

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comic gatekeepers are..wild
Did you spoil him back with something better
i have done my part bye
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The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”
They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”
“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”
Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18
POWER MOVE
Steven Universe just made history once again with the first ever lesbian wedding between two main characters in a children’s show on screen