Jack-o'-Dandy

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

Call me easily impressed, but after thirty-odd years of gaming, boss fight music that starts out with traditional acoustic instrumentation, then when the really good bit kicks in it adds a single electric guitar still gets me pumped every single time.

I understand that it's born of the need to work around people's tendency to assume that the unmarked figure is male, but it's still fun when porn of someone getting dicked down by an anonymous cock has the frame extend just high enough that you can see an anonymous boob poking in from the same direction, just to make 100% clear where things stand.

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

* OH SHIT

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"