fre sha voca do

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

the me that buys books and the me that reads them, are two different people.

ppl be like ain’t my dog cute and it’s one of those tiny white fluffy shivery ones with the eye stains

If you wouldn’t go to someone for advice, don’t take their criticism either.

Wait whoa

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

Penis envy is out. Give me other penis sins. Penis wrath. Penis avarice. Penis sloth.

lettin one walk on you is so brave but I bet it feels silly

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship