lactose intolerant milkshake lover (\(°θ°)/)

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

Never forget that the War on Drugs was fabricated to criminalize certain communities. 

When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately

Oh my fucking GOD

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

@since-the-900s

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

What a ride

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

l e m o n m a n

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

World Heritage Post

All hail lemon man post

this was wild

this kid woke up and chose violence