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i can't believe you're "supposed" to make eye contact with people. like be serious i don't need to see your soul like that

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

Kitten ill be completely honest daddy is a fucking mess right now

pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven