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no offense but I would die for every single one of these cats

witches’ familiars delivering very important information

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

this is the only funny thing anyone has added to this fucking post

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

For the love of god watch this until the end

I saw my life flash before my eyes

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.