[JOKE PENDING]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[ID: drawing of a young woman reading in a chair, wearing a frilly shirt and long skirt. next to her is a ghost who has her arm draped around her shoulders, clearly flirting with her. the living woman is looking off to the side and blushing with a silly flustered expression on her face. there are portraits around them who are all watching with interest and excitement. end ID.]

it's a shame that fatphobia has rendered almost all common usage of 'corpulent' as negative or at least implying excess, because it's a beautiful word to me. corpulent. bodified. possessing body in abundance. a body filled with its own bodyness. rich and brimming with corpus. god we could be so effusive if we ever really meant what we said.