morality is out the window, lets talk about sanitary

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

in the club getting psychosexual

he pukes after sex

he pukes during sex

what's he doing during the foreplay?

covering his mouth and gagging. trying not to cry

god. something about the idea that in covplay scott genuinely does treat pyro better than he does in canon in some ways. yes he treats them as an object that only gets to exist with the very particular constraints of the family unit he's constructing, but he does that no matter what. pyro in all worlds is not a person to scott but when they're his doll rather than his disappointment of an attack dog there's a level of intimacy that keeps on stringing pyro along. the bitterness from canon never really has a chance to sink in when scott is paying such direct attention to them with such regularity- whether that attention is unspeakable violence (because the head of a coven has every right to take out his anger where he pleases, his role is just so stressful and what else is pyro for?) or something bordering on genuine tenderness (gently pouring a bottle of blood down their mangled throat after lacerating them head to toe with his claws and cooing that they'll be better in no time, he's rarely seen any vampire who can take the pain this well). it's insincere and dehumanizing but it's just close enough to love that it's easy for pyro to sink into their role, and much harder to ever get out. scott may break his toys but he's diligent about repairs. all pyro cares about is that scott cares enough to piece them back together.

omg that’s so creepy I can’t believe you’d say something like that *ears perking up like a dog* you’re such a perv

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

Sometimes stretching feels like sex. Like. Idk what sex feels like but maybe it feels like stretching

This was brought to you by me stretching my arms up last night and audibly moaning

please be perverted about me in these trying times

piss drinking is just so insanely hot sorry to non piss oomfs but don't worry. there is always time to change

pressing on the boundaries of what id normally post. as you would a full bladder

i have to horny post about this but isimply don't even know where to begin . umm i guess ummmm AHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HEELPPPPPPPP HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE