Welcome to my home

am I unforgivable or is it just friday

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

“are u okay?” no i need more money