Gold from Pokemon Gold

TODDLER JOHN WICK: Yeah. Im thinking its nap time

now keep in mind that bad postsa re also part of the process

You ask your foxgirl mechanic how her work on your car's engine is going. She replies "I'm still vixen it"

did you google how to take a screen shot

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.

cars are the sun's mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

we are below hell. is what i’m saying