Lol Hi🐙

imagine having money wow i just got chills

reblog if you are...disgusted

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

I like how the confidence of this answer implies that we as vets have at some point sat down and discussed why and how we would survive the apocalypse 

You mean you haven’t?

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

imma go get my clit pierced at Claire's

tainted love, but with the law and order: special victims unit sound effect

Wakanda’s main export is powerful women

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.

BONE