Vibe City

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

happy pride month from your favourite bisexual emperor

this is the face of an excellent eunuch

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made an excellent point

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I'd burn cds 4 u