A Tax On Salt

gnome child is real but you can only see him behind draynor manor at 3 am after drinking 8 overloads

Ugh. I am so DUMMY THICC that the clap of my ASS CHEEKS has ALERTED Clan Trahaearn to my THIEVING ways…

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

The dungeon boss: You… Unionized my hobgoblins against me?

the working class will no longer be oppressed, my dude 

fav thing about runescape is how you can tell somebody is mad and yet all they can do is Talk Like This