fin!

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

I want to wish everyone a very happy lesbians

Oh my god I was like “why is everyone reblogging this from me specifically because I’m getting all of the notifications” and I just realized it’s because I am the author of said post

if you're 13 or younger can you 1. unfollow me 2. delete your Tumblr and go do something else like hone a craft or read or bike or something or even just watch avatar the last Airbender I don't want you people on this terrible website

I'm not even joking this place rots your brain the internet is the worst I'm saying this as someone who was on the internet since age 9

why………. would a horse have more than one horsepower wh

This is an unfair fight how is the horse gonna survive with only 1 hp left.

Focus Sash, Endeavour, Quick Attack and the plane is fucked

H-… He did it… Billy did it… He actually did it…

Sean your mug...

Nah, that cant be it!

its the koala

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

wowie

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’“

*ace/aro/agender party*

*bisexual laughter*