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Succeeding at adulting except for one crucial category: bedtime.

#its not my fault the sun goes down at 10pm #god forbid a girl need 3 hours in the dark before bed

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omtai

Making coffee at home is so great because sometimes it tastes like gorgeous actual coffee youd get for $12 & other times it tastes like ashtray water and you never know what youre doing different to make it so

#what is a keurig #maybe unsweetend soy milk is not the best thing to put in coffee #is this just how coffee tasts?

stuckinapril

I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying!!!

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

eisenkrahe

flipocrite

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

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tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

I feel tired -> I should take a nap -> sleeping during the day feels unproductive/there are so many other things I could be doing -> doom scroll for 3 hours -> I am still very tired.

#teach me how to nap #vicious cycle #posting on tumbler instead of taking a nap

Uber drivers at 8am on a thursday:

- Dogs out (slippers in the door)

- no radio only bird noises,

- pit viper sunglasses

- munching on hot cheetos

#true story #when in montana??#jump scare

yapfactory3000

Living in a dorm is a humiliation ritual

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

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physically and emotionally not able to process heartstopper being over. It was such a pillar in a specific part of my life and now a distinct marker of change and endings. so yeah...fuck that ig

#blaa #sad #i love when art is actually good and sweet and lovely #the one thing netflix did right

omtai

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

piranesies

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

remember when ads used to be shitty bc they were annoying and not bc they were poop from the ai turd factory??

#ai = shit from a butt except butts actually have a purpose and ai doesnt

userfish

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

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urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

#tortilla and peanutbutter wrap

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