YOUR ELECTRONICS WILL BE INFECTED IF YOU STAY TOO LONG

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

if there is a god im going to strangle them to death for making me attracted to robots and armor a disproportionate amount

we need to bring back buttons on phones there’s nothing erotic about touching a smooth screen

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

“People who claim to be endogenic are misinformed about the nature of systemhood, have most likely buried their traumatic childhood memories, and are usually not just faking” AND “I don’t want endos or their supporters anywhere fucking near me,” are statements that CAN and DO coexist, btw