YOUR ELECTRONICS WILL BE INFECTED IF YOU STAY TOO LONG

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

if there is a god im going to strangle them to death for making me attracted to robots and armor a disproportionate amount

we need to bring back buttons on phones there’s nothing erotic about touching a smooth screen

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right