yeah im gay, keep scrolling

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m... sorry???”

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

The whole boycott mulan thing makes sense but i wish people had the same energy to boycott movies when theyre not made in china too. Like we know all marvel movies are approved by and recieve financial support from the us military and captain marvel was literally military propaganda. when was all this energy back then. Or do we only care when the state terrorism is chinese

People in the notes like "WELL i didnt know about this!!!" Yeah thats the fucking point. I wonder why the mcu is like 10 years old and most people dont know it was funded by the us military meanwhile mulan came out like 3 days ago and everyones talking about boycotting it. Its almost like people only care when China does it

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

“… several people are typing” is the internet’s version of when everyone inhales and opens their mouth at the same time and for one shining moment there is stillness before all hell breaks loose

WHAT A FUCKING MOOD

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

It’s a soothingpasta. Let’s make more of them