and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

I love wisdom

It’s Eat His Pussy Thursday make sure you eat his pussy

it’s friday.

Australians don’t interact

anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

me about to commit blasphemy

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

What, pray tell, the fuck

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that