Em_barrassing

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

Stop scrolling your kink blog and drink some water. Slut.

targeted :(

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and both exit with purple lipstick

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and neither exit the room when you open the door they are not within. the room possesses no doors, windows, vents, or any other method of escape.

the entirety of the room is visible from your current position at the sole entry and exit point. the door opens outwards, and there are no objects within the room to hide behind or inside.

unsure what my followers are failing to understand in this post. It's quite simple in concept, is it not?

I don't object in principle to putting a scary monster in your Backrooms-type media, but I feel strongly that you've entirely missed the point of the genre if at any point you actually show us the monster.

Yeah yeah this happened actually , Sam and Jess and a great life and there were no monsters or apocalypses!!! And Dean and Bobby came to Visit all the time and everyone lived!!!

and god did it ever work #myparenting