better off ted (season one)Β sentence starters
β you have to lighten up. β
β it becomes normal if you keep doing it. everything does. β
β do you think i donβt fight injustice enough? β
β i see where this is going. β
β i would never leave youβ ever. β
β why are you being so mean? β
β all i ask is for your respect. β
β look, iβm not gonna play the blame game with you. β
β have you been avoiding me sinceβ¦ you know, you held my hand? β
β i think you and i should have sex. β
β donβt change the subject. β
β i didnβt think you knew my name. β
β i donβt see the appeal, but whatever. β
β i never get tired of hearing that story. β
β wow. that was super aggressive. β
β theyβre going to catch you. β
β i like the way you say my name. β
β well, jokeβs on me. iβm not a hero. β
β you couldβve died! β
β what is a hero, anyway? β
β sometimes itβs better not to think about things. β
β okay, fine. maybe sometimes iβm a little bossy. β
β kids. godβs little awkward moment machines. β
β do you have a problem with that? β
β iβm bad at metaphors, but iβm great at sex. β
β have i ever failed at anything? no. β
β come over here so i can see that youβre alright. β
β okay. i think i see the problem here. β
β just pull yourself together. β
β donβt ever hesitate, sweetheart. youβre either in or youβre out. β
β what if this is the last thing i ever do? β
β you ever just wanna run away? β
β actually, the kiss was a bit awkward. β
β iβm sorry iβm not the alpha male you are. β
β it gets dark whenever you leave the room. β
β youβre still hung up on her, arenβt you? β
β you have to stand up for yourself this time. β
β she is way too attractive and intimidating to face alone. β
β i understand what youβre going through. β
β iβm really angry about this. or just angry. you know, whatever feels right to you. β
β you won. nice work. you can walk away tall. β
β iβm different than other women. and by βdifferent,β i mean better. β
β iβm having the most awful, awful, awful day. β
β i donβt think this is a good idea. β
β iβve been doing some reading. weβre on the wrong side of this issue. β
β itβs always about money. β
β did you ever stop to think that maybe youβre the insanely competitive one? β
β itβs not my fault i donβt listen when you talk. β
β we have a problem. β
β the everything bagel. itβs all you could ever want, in one bagel. β
β why donβt you shut up and stop trying to analyze me? β
β your calves are like granite wrapped in silk. β
β thereβs something i hoped iβd never have to tell you. β
β oh, good. youβre still awake. β
β thereβs a penny in this cookieβ¦ β
β i know youβre in there. i can hear you crying. β
β turns out just because you write your name on something, doesnβt mean you get to keep it. β
β thereβs a three percent chance we could end up in jail. β
β are you propositioning me? β
β youβre obsessed with me. i like that about you. β
β everyone in this place is nuts. β
β i should endure this. i mean, suffer throughβ i mean, support you. because thatβs what friends do. β
β why are you telling me all of this? β
β it feels good to finally admit that to someone. β
β no hard feelings, huh? β
β i once slept with my boyfriendβs therapist to find out if he was cheating on me. he wasnβt. β
β i donβt know how much more i can take. β
β i owe you an apology. β
β youβre a baby. you know that? a big baby. β
β donβt think you can buy your way out of this with doughnuts. β
β i hate seeing you put out like this. β
β can i move in with you? β
β itβs cute that youβre trying so hard to impress me. β
β there are more of us than there are of you, so statistically, youβre the exotic one. β
β i canβt have you flinching every time i shoot a gun in here. β
β are you avoiding me? β
β itβs a little cat and mouse game we play, instead of having a normal healthy relationship. β
β iβm sorry. does your obvious pain make that an insensitive thing to say? β
β my father once got kicked out of a zoo for giving a monkey a cigarette. β
β itβs a disaster. a debacle. a disastercle. β
β and the crowd goes wild! β
β i donβt even know if i want to win. β
β soβ¦ the student becomes the master. β
β we are not mad scientists, regardless of what our bowling shirts might say. β
β you came here to call a truce? β
β i know itβs not my place to say anything, butβ¦ what is wrong with you? β
β is it terrified in here, or is it just me? β
β am i a horrible person? β
β i guess if you force me to define the relationshipβ¦ β
β so itβs all a lie? β
β are you guys fighting or having sex? β
β you owe me a smoothie. β
β i wish i had the power to make everyone go away. β
β i give up. i gotta tell you the truth. β
β i hated what i was turning into. β
β all right, letβs not panic. β
β i love being applauded. β
β donβt ever lie to me again. β