girl, i do this often

you had me at “i’m a millionaire”

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

its hard to be attractive when youre not

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

I hope you wake up this morning and every morning with a pure sense of self and I hope you know that you are worthy of every great thing this world has to offer you.