迷惑な

May the force blow your tits clean off

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

im such a girl that lays down

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad