Ppl who are obsessed w calling summer the worst season are always ppl who think wearing knit sweaters is a personality. Cottage core mfs. Some of us have fat asses and midriffs to show off

"uwu I lovecuddling up w my books and my coffee in my big blankie" okay gayboy I love sensually eating popsicles w the girls

Well I love cuddling up with books and coffee in a big blankie in autumn AND showing off my ass and midriff while sexily eating popsicles in summer AND getting in snowball fights in winter AND seeing the trees grow leaves and the flowers bloom in spring. There is beauty in all the seasons

we didn’t deserve Sense8

me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

that makes sense ive never seen bionicle but i hate him too

Robots are fucking warm, actually

Like, unless they have complex cooling systems and shit, they’re gonna have moving parts in them, gears and stuff, making their brains and shit work. Those create kinetic fucking energy, which warms them up, just like computers

My robot boyfriend, overheating because he refuses to move the dog off of his lap: *HEAVY BREATHING LAPTOP NOISE*