the temporary endless stream of consciousness

player1: I'm playing 3 raccoons in a trench coat. one has rabies.

player2: 18th century french nobleman who got isekaied into this dnd universe

player3: can I be a frog. And also know magic. As a frog.

Isekaied Frenchman is very obviously a vampire and hiding it poorly

Slime man privately confronted him on this. My character has figured it out but decided that he’s just gonna fuck with the dude until he decides he’s dangerous or not. This includes me handing him silver things and making pointed comments about how evil vampires are

Three of us had made our characters kleptomaniacs for different character reasons, so whenever something shiny is in the scene it’s honed in on by a raccoon, a giant slime blob, and a halfling

Haven’t been able to use it much, but I’m doing a bit where my character owes a LOT of money to “important and dangerous people” (his ex wife and her lawyer, for alimony) and it increases by 1k gold when’s ever someone asks how much he owes (the interest rate was in scientific notation)

Slime blob (described in both sight and taste as “Baja blast gone bad”) keeps leaving religious pamphlets in a language nobody can comprehend and keeps trying to preform slime based religious rites

Frenchman keeps trying to use Baja blast slime man secretions as deodorant

One of the raccoons is a chef who basically conducts anthropological studies of whatever culture the food is from, but he’s also nonverbal and communicates through snarling

- sundays

- end of the year