step on me (respectfully)

a niche ship had me deleting all my filters on ao3 and just raw dogging it in there. discovered that I’m even more of a freak than I previously believed and also that sometimes you gotta give that tag you hate a try

imagine killing half of the universe to try and win death over, but you leave her NO bodies AND fuck up the natural order. Thanos really was a fucking idiot

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

*Melissa and Mr. Johnson enter a dive bar* 
Melissa: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink?
Mr. Johnson, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, please.

I’m sorry but Billy doing the Wanda Walk of Shame™️ just to get into his fucking Subaru was the funniest shit ever

The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

Dear fanfic authors everywhere. I am so sorry I can demolish a 100 chapter fic in under 5 hours. Trust me. I wish it took me longer too

feels like every agathario shipper just got drafted and sent to the the fix-it fic front lines