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teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode is the start of a 3 parter about the end of the world and raven’s father who is literally satan. binge watching the show is great because you get whiplash every single time an episode starts, the tone was just all over the place. its one of my favorite shows of all time. 

me talking politics vs me posting anime shitposts

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Goodbye

Why the FUCK did tumblr decide to notify me of this post

Honestly, I know it’ll never happen, but what I really want is for the Nexflix Castlevania to get enough seasons to bring it up to the Aria of Sorrow era. Watching this particular interpretation of Alucard playing wise, enigmatic mentor to some punk high school kid who also happens to be the mortal reincarnation of Alucard’s evil monster dad would be a thing to see.

Time skips do exist.

Well, sure, but it’s extraordinarily unlikely that the series is going to skip straight from 1476 to 2035 – there’s too much stuff happening in between those two dates that fans are going to want to see. Like, can you imagine the hue and cry if they went directly from Dracula’s Curse to Aria of Sorrow and skipped Symphony of the Night?

I want the most OVERDRAMATIC “what is a man?” scene

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

What fucking legends

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

So what’s going on with yall

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.