danny (he/they)

I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

@i-make-images-moldy

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

@garaks-padded-cell

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

much to consider. thank you.

The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.

Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful