danny (he/they)

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

WARNING!! THE RESTLESS SPIRIT OF THE PART OF ME THAT DIED FOREVER IN THE BALLPIT LAST JULY IS VENGEFUL AND WISHES ME HARM!!! IT MAY DESTROY ALL WHO BEAR MY VISAGE!!! MUPPET JOKER COSPLAYERS BEWARE: THE GHOST OF MUPPET JOKER HAUNTS THE BALLPIT AND AIMS TO KILL!!!!!!!! Excellent craftsmanship though

Let’s fucking crazy

Let’s just fucking crazy

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE....... it's weird. It's a subtle distinction but it's weird. People wanna be protagonists in post apocalypse movies so bad & when you're like "well that's not going to fucking happen innit" they call you a counterrevolutionary. Like yeah no I'm on board with dismantling the establishment etc etc I'm just saying you're being fucking weird about it. This is an action movie hero fantasy in a gen z aesthetic trenchcoat. You can just repair your clothes and feed people Right Now

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

Why does every queer event either have to be SuperLoudDragBarDrugFest 2026 or Baby’s First Pride Parade (No swearing allowed!) can’t we go bowling or something?