I'll leave my love between the stars...

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

every single movie I have to sit through an uncomfortable and forced straight make out scene where the tongue noises are amplified for no reason so if one more straight person complains about a couple queer things making them uncomfortable I expect a 5 page handwritten apology for every forced straight tongue sucking I have to watch every time I see a film

I am so glad to hear other people hate unnecessary face sucking

If your YouTube ad is over 20 seconds and unskippable I’m 100% not buying your product

LMFAOOOOO

BYE

GOD

reblogging because this will never stop being funny

I think about this every day

This one won’t catch on because it’s harder to exploit for fandom tees.

I love you for posting this. I think this a strong theory. And I am going to live by it.

I’m not sure if I’ve already reblogged this but if I did, here it is again because I love this.  XD

@theroyalcomposer

This is actually very helpful to understand the basics.